Men Are Like…

This post is dedicated to all my guy friends as well as girl friends.....The English Dictionary describes Men as ADULT HUMAN MALE.......but ever since poor Adam tricked Eve into eating the apple with the help of the slithering snake...WOMEN have devised different words to describe us poor men.....here is a collection of these descriptions.....

Have fun reading this one...

Men Are Like… Mascara.....They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like..... Commercials......You can't believe a word they say. 

Men are like..... Computers......Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. 

Men are like..... Coolers......Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere (Dedicated to my BEER BUDDIES )

Men are like..... Mini skirts.....If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like…..Government Bonds. They take so long to mature!

Men are like…..Parking Spots....... The good ones are taken!

Men are like… Horoscopes.... They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong!

QUICKFIRE KBC Style:

Q - Why do men want to marry virgins?
A - They can’t stand criticism. 

Q - What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
A - Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q - What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?

A - 1. No mind. 2. No business.

Q - How do men sort their laundry?
A - “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”

Q - Why don’t men have mid-life crises?
A - They stay stuck in adolescence!

Q - What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A - The same urge that makes dogs chase cars, they have no intention of driving!

Q - Why do bachelors like smart women?
A - Opposites attract.

Q - Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A - Breasts don’t have eyes.   

But whatever you say.....Men can't live without their Women...and surprise surprise....Women can't live without their Men too.....